16 weeks of maternity leave +
4 weeks of paid vacation +
4 weeks of unpaid vacation =
29 weeks of "I got paid to sit on my butt and eat ice cream" and 4 weeks of "I need to get rid of this ice cream butt before I go back to work."
It also equals 33 weeks of "Holy smokes, I forget where I work."
Wish me luck on my first day back in the office! Assuming I don't get lost roaming the streets of Paris on the way there...