Thursday, April 3, 2014

4 Ways To Survive Until The Walking Dead Returns

Sunday's finale of The Walking Dead was great. It answered a few questions (Terminus is just as bad as we thought it was), left a few unanswered (What happened to Beth? When will we see Carol, Judith, and Tyrese?), and asked a few new ones (How the heck are they going to get out of this one?). But the biggest question is: How will we survive until October when Season 5 starts?

Never fear, your zombie apocalypse buddy is here with some suggestions!

4 Ways to Survive Until The Walking Dead Returns
4 Ways to Survive Until The Walking Dead Returns

1. Run in a zombie-free field

Unlike zombies, you can run. Unlike our survivors on The Walking Dead, you can run in a zombie-free field. Enjoy it while you can!

2. Watch Game of Thrones

It starts April 6, 2014 and will run into June. That should help ease some of the pain, though July-October is going to be rough.

3. Make gnarly zombie-inspired foods

Gross out your friends and family with your disgusting creations. Hop on Pinterest and search for "zombie food" for some truly nasty ideas. Image credit

4. Read my Walking Dead recaps

They're like the wallflower at prom hanging out in the corner, not getting much attention. They've had a lot of punch to drink. Mind asking them to dance? They're not infected with the zombie virus. Yet.

Episode 1: "30 Days Without an Accident"
Episode 2: "Infected"
Episode 3: "Isolation"
Episode 4: "Indifference"
Episode 5: "Internment"
Episode 6: "Live Bait"
Episode 7: "Dead Weight"
Episode 8: "Too Far Gone"
Episode 9: "After"
Episode 10: "Inmates"
Episode 11: "Claimed"
Episode 12: "Still"
Episode 13: "Alone"
Episode 14: "The Grove"
Episode 15: "Us"
Episode 16: "A"

Remember, those who arrive, survive. (Unless they get served up on Mary's grill). Hope to see you in October!

Vicki Lesage, Author